Highly Medicated and Caffeinated Funny Coffee Tee
Royal / S
$22.62
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This relaxed, classic-fit tee speaks in a wry, honest voice — for people who navigate chronic conditions, early mornings, and a stubborn sense of humor. The small chest design reads “Highly Medicated and Caffeinated” with a playful lightning bolt and coffee splash, a quiet declaration that says, I’m managing, showing up, and I’ve got caffeine on my side. It sits low-key on the chest so the shirt layers easily under jackets or pairs with worn-in jeans for quick errands, clinic visits, or slow mornings at the kitchen table. The soft, durable cotton holds screen-printed details crisply while staying comfortable through repeat washes. Wear it when you need a gentle nod to your resilience, when routines feel like rituals, or when you want to share a knowing smile with someone who gets it.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit body and ribbed collar for shape retention and clean look
- Shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for sharp, detailed graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified; ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Highly Medicated and Caffeinated Funny Coffee Tee
$22.62
Details
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit body and ribbed collar for shape retention and clean look
- Shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for sharp, detailed graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified; ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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