Retired Paradise T-Shirt — "Don't Care What Time It Is, I'm Retired" Funny Tee
Natural / S
$22.62
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Light, breezy, and a little bit cheeky — this classic cotton tee carries a tiny vacation in its chest. A soft white canvas holds a colorful, tropical graphic: palms, a cocktail, fresh mangoes and the playful line “Don’t care what time it is — I’m retired.” Wear it on slow mornings, afternoon walks by the water, or when you want to announce your new rhythm without saying a word. The relaxed crew neck and timeless cut let the design sit comfortably whether you’re tucked into shorts or layered under a linen shirt. It’s everyday comfort with an island attitude: calm, sunlit, and ready for long, unrushed afternoons.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front, sleeve, and inner-neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and meets EU safety/warranty standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Retired Paradise T-Shirt — "Don't Care What Time It Is, I'm Retired" Funny Tee
$22.62
Details
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed front, sleeve, and inner-neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and meets EU safety/warranty standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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